Crazy Gym Rats!

In the fall of 2005, I got a flyer at work that advertised gym membership for $10 a month. I had never heard of such a thing, so I was there the next day ready to sign up! Little did I know that this was a total muscle gym...with grunting and everything. To give you a mental picture, one of the guys there looked like a white Mr. T with a short mohawk and spandex that should be illegal! The price was enough to win me over, so I joined. However, that following summer, I got 1 day's notice that they were going out of business. So I found an all women's gym for $20 a month that I was really happy about. No men and no grunting! In February 2007, I found a sign on the door that said they had gone out of business too! Hmmm...not having much luck. Now I am at another all women's gym which is the best yet! Even better, it doesn't look like it's going out of business any time soon!

So, I thought I had left all the "interesting" people behind at that first muscle gym, until recently. There is a lady at the gym who tends to wear unconventional gym clothes. Remember those leggings in the early 90s with the flowery print? Oh, don't pretend you don't! You probably hated them as much as I did! Well this lady was wearing a lovely pair with a matching, long-sleeved shirt. In my opinion, she looked ready for bed! Anyways, she visits the bathroom half-way through her workout, and when she comes out, her shirt is folded, inside-out over her chest! She must have gotten overheated in all that spandex! Just to be fair, she's twice my age and in much better shape, so in my book, she's allowed to flash her midriff any way she wants. At least she keeps things amusing!